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| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 12:09 PM
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![]() [14:59] Basilisk: what's going on in this artwork http://magiccards.info/mm/en/33.html [14:59] Basilisk: Orim has this odd look on her face [15:00] llarack_: do you really want to know?!? [15:00] Basilisk: is she like, "Hold up big red guy, I'm preventing that damage" [15:00] Basilisk: "you can't stab my patient!" [15:01] Basilisk: "I need him to keep this crooked rock from falling over" [15:02] false: 'this human sacrifice will be so much better if i make this man a virgin again. please wait!' [15:02] Basilisk: "Don't use that knife on my patient! Look how badly it messed up my haircut" [15:04] false: 'do i feel this luxurious chest, or keep being the doctor that i think i am? i am soooo conflicted!' |
| FalseNipple |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 12:17 PM
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Blind people can't tell you who is in pain and who causes it. The best they can do is grope. Grope blind person. Grope.
'I can feel the rash on your chest, Bob, and it's obviously that Tom has a groin strain from those tights, but do you really think we can make a case against American Apparel out of this?' -------------------- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just, do things. |
| mrspanky |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 12:43 PM
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Stop. That knife isn't big enough.
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| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:11 PM
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![]() "I'm the Blue Hulk, and you can't tell if I'm wearing shorts or not." |
| FalseNipple |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:13 PM
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"I bring my dollies everywhere!" -------------------- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just, do things. |
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| Peebles |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:22 PM
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Anyone know why that guy is a Merfolk?
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| FalseNipple |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:27 PM
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Someone who works at WotC has a casual Merfolk deck and a little to much power at their fingertips, or WotC is trying to retroactively apply cohesive tribes to their game in order to make people play with cards from all of the nine hundred blocks that they plan on printing which may or my not have Amplify in them. BTW I am revealing six Merfolk in my hand to make you reveal six cards from your hand. -------------------- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just, do things. |
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| prolepsis9 |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:32 PM
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"I'm only a 1/1!" |
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| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:33 PM
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![]() "Check it out! We invented dreadlocks." Note that the white dude has 3D goggles. All cool wizards have googles. |
| FalseNipple |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:35 PM
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"WTF, Karn? Aren't you some type of robot? I figured you'd be much less clumsy than this." -------------------- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just, do things. |
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| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:36 PM
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| Vandermonde |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:36 PM
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Their hair was actually like that before the experiment went awry. Karn however was their pet lemur up to that point.
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| Alfred |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:39 PM
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Karn: "God damn it, who counters a bowl of fucking soup?" -------------------- I'm the man who has the ball, I am the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass, suck my dick. Everyone.
-Kenny Powers |
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| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:39 PM
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In the far future, humanity successfully completes the Jello Jigglers experiment.
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| FalseNipple |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:40 PM
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5/5 -------------------- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just, do things. |
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| Alfred |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 01:48 PM
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Magical Boil-Lancing Duo - 2W Creature - Woman and Giant Red Thing T: Remove a boil counter from target creature. 2/2 -------------------- I'm the man who has the ball, I am the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass, suck my dick. Everyone.
-Kenny Powers |
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| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 02:30 PM
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![]() Laquatus: "Not now, grandma! I'm trying to read this manga." |
| FalseNipple |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 06:43 PM
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Laquatus reads from script, "There are four lights?" "Yes, excellent. This will do." -------------------- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just, do things. |
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| Vandermonde |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 07:57 PM
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If you're reading this letter, I have died and am shooting a beam of energy at your head.
PS: I hate you. |
| phodos |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 08:04 PM
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I like this one -------------------- I'm not overweight, I'm just practicing lung safety.
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| Kelvandil |
Posted: Mar 3 2009, 11:52 PM
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I think Masques merfolk could switch between legs and fins. -------------------- |
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| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 6 2009, 01:00 PM
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| FalseNipple |
Posted: Mar 6 2009, 01:25 PM
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This is the last fucking mosaic that I will ever fucking make. Fuck fucking job security. I fucking hate fucking fuckers and their fuck mosaics, fuck. -------------------- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just, do things. |
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| Alfred |
Posted: Mar 6 2009, 01:31 PM
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"Ahhh!!! The Lite-Brite Volcano is exploding! Everyone run for your lives!!!!
Just playin' with ya. Anyone like my Lite-Brite?" -------------------- I'm the man who has the ball, I am the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass, suck my dick. Everyone.
-Kenny Powers |
| Basilisk |
Posted: Mar 6 2009, 01:59 PM
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![]() "It's ok dad! I'll visit you on the weekends." |
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